Canadian Anti-Zombie Plans

Our brothers to the North have drafted legitimate plans this week for what to do in case of a zombie attack. This makes them one of the very few countries with any such plan. The House of Commons member from Winnipeg, Pat Martin, was the one who suggested the idea, saying very eloquently, “Zombies don’t recognize borders.”

As you can tell from the video, not many other Parliament members took Pat very seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ueBZuZAoglE#!

America still has no zombie apocalypse plans despite the stories in the news not to long ago.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/29/naked-man-chews-other-guys-face-shot-dead-by-cops/

I guess I’ll be headed to Canada when the defecation hits the oscillation. 

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